What's my swing trading strategy?

It's so simple, you don't even need a chart.

Candle stick charts were invented to update once a day and show you OHLC (Open, High, Low, Close). People made money trading way before all this computer stuff came along with like 5,000 indicators at your disposal and every time frame you can possibly think of. Don't lose your mind because a historical chart got added to the mix. You don't actually need charts.

I wanted to make something where it's so obviously profitable that you could sit a 10-year-old behind the chart and he/she would be like "yup, that'll make money". Humans like to make things complicated; it makes us feel better than the next guy, but you're trading to make money, right? Too many people trade for their ego.

I usually trade this on the daily time frame, but you can trade like this on a shorter time frame too, say EUR/USD is ranging between -2 and +2 pips a minute, next